Aloha! Now Go Home. Shirt
This shirt is local humor at its finest. The Aloha! Now Go Home. Tee is a sarcastic nod to island life, crowded lineups, packed boat ramps, and people who say “we’re thinking about moving here.” (Don't)
Vintage island artwork, blunt message loud and clear. This tee lets everyone know you were here before it was cool… and you’ll still be here after they’re gone.
It’s not mean.
It’s not angry.
It’s just local.
Built on a soft tee that’s ready for fishing, surfing, dock beers, and telling tourists, “I wish you would go home and stop moving here."
Specs:
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Premium soft cotton blend
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Classic fit made for heat, sun, and salt
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Bold vintage-style graphic
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Holds up from boat days to bar nights
For:
Locals, fishermen, surfers, boat guys, beach-town degenerates,anyone who knows “aloha” doesn’t mean “stay forever.” And also anyone who is just not a "people person" (whatever that means)
Aloha!
Now go home.
Finaddicts